For last week’s BCS championship game Man Bites Dog catered events at Annie’s West and Kung Fu Saloon (http://annieswest.com/ and http://www.kungfusaloon.com/), our first real catering gigs! We outfitted both bars with 120 dogs a piece — along with enough chili, cheese, and condiments to stuff a linebacker — and Ben and Nick (the owners of these fine establishments) said the dogs were a big hit, despite the game’s outcome. We laughed, we cried, we filled our faces with cased meat. Ah, memories.
Everyone raved about how good the dogs were, especially the bread (which we’ve come to expect), and speaking of our delicious buns — I’ve mentioned before they’re baked by the Kolache Shoppe on North Burnet. Well last week our pal, shop owner Robert, told me he finally bought some franks and sausages to try the buns he’d been making us for two months now. And what do you know — he couldn’t stop talking about how great they work as hot dog buns! “I know,” I said, “that’s why people keep coming back!”
Back to the catering, though. Despite how well the events went at Annie’s and KFS, the only problem I have is that it somewhat limits our dynamite menu. If the layout requires me to set out chaffing dishes, I can only equip a place with basic dogs and chili. I can’t set out the ingredients for the Cuban, the Italian Stallion, or any of our new specials. (Can you say the Zorba, Billy Club or Brunch Dog? Come back soon to test them out!) And for those of you who know how tasty our other dawgs are, that’s a bit like taking me to a party and only asking me to chat — I can sing like an angel and have moves that would make the cast of Electric Boogaloo break into tears. Cmon!
For example, one of the things that makes the Buffalo Hottie so tasty is that we butterfly the dog and fill the crease with blue cheese and hot sauce while it’s still on the grill, which melts the cheese and blends the flavors. And our Bird Dog — I bring each of those sausages to temperature by sitting on them like a hen, caring for them like little chicks. You’re not going to get that on a buffet.
But I digress. Even with the limited options, you’re still in for a better night than you’d have if our paths didn’t cross. (I mean, it is chili, sausages, and beer — what are you, the Sultan of Brunei?!) The choice is yours — I can put out the basic dog buffet for bars, games, Johnny’s 7th birthday, and save the specials for full blown catering events where we set up a grill cook on the spot. The point is, people are tasting the dogs and liking them, and you could too. Just stop on by to see us, or call and we’ll come feed you and your friends!